Opening lines of articles I read today that were hilarious, thought-provoking, or otherwise memorable.
- 15 Crazy Fonts That Punch Comic Sans in the Face (Mashable): Designers’ hatred for Comic Sans is well-known in the tech world. Mashable has collected 15 unusual fonts (guess what the letter A looks like in chocolate ice cream bar form) that rival that much-targeted typeface.
- Stop It, Yankee Candle (Jezebel): This hilarious little piece hates on Yankee Candle’s corny holiday-themed candles - Cranberry Sauce, Sweet Potato Pie, Turkey and Stuffing, etc. So funny, and relatable.
- 17 Things You Should Never Say to Your Boss (LinkedIn Today): Everything Dave Kerpen writes is worth reading. This compilation of 17 pieces of advice from other notable “bosses” is no exception.